I have good news! Yes, ladies and germs, for the first time in – what, 20 years? –I am cheered up. Is it a new boyfriend? Another collie? Nope. I have a mortgage offer!
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Oh dear. I don’t know why I did this, rashly, the evening of 29 February. Leap Day. I took a leap. Maybe because I have a completion date on the vicarage looming and I need help, someone to share it with, and who is willing to change light bulbs*, heave boxes and dog-sit. Cook.