17 funny Valentine’s Day cards for every kind of relationship

With so much choice and variation out there, funny Valentine’s Day cards can be rather hit and miss – but if you do a bit of research, there are some (truly hilarious) gems on the shelves for 2019. And what do you know – we’ve done the research for you!

Whether you want to express your love with a message about your favourite food, a subtle jibe about your most hated chore or the fact that you love your pet more than your other half (sorry not sorry), we’re found the perfect card for you.

Every card in our round-up is £5 or less, and there’s still plenty of time to place your order before 14 February – which falls on the Thursday this year, if it’s not noted down in your diary already.

So, which one speaks to your relationship the most?

I’m Not Bored Of You Yet Valentine’s Day card, £2.50, Paperchase

I Love You As Much As Dogs Valentine’s Day Card, £2.75, Ohh Deer

Love Is A Perfectly Loaded Dishwasher card, £3.35, Papier

To My Favourite Husband Valentine’s card, from £2.49, Scribbler

Don’t Let Me Spend Valentines Naked Singing Adele Valentine’s card, £2.95, notonthehighstreet

You’re Not Tom Hardy But You’ll Do Valentine’s card, £2.95, Oliver Bonas


Your Face is Glorious Valentine’s card, £3, Etsy

You Make Me Happier Than Carbs on a Hangover Valentine’s card, £2.75, Oliver Bonas

Wanna Netflix And Fall Asleep By 9PM? card, from £2.49, Scribbler

At Least I Remembered card, £5, Urban Outfitters
There’s No One Else I’d Rather Lie In Bed and Look at My Phone Next To Card, £3.22, Etsy

 For your beard Valentine’s Day card, £2.50, Paperchase


I Hope Your Day Is As Delightful As Your Bottom card, £1.95, notonthehighstreet

Pita & Hummus card, from £2.49, Scribbler

I Want You To Put This Bins Out Valentine’s Day card, £2.75, Etsy

Love You More Than Chocolate Valentine’s Day card, £3.35, Papier

Shave Legs Valentine’s Day Card, £2.25, Sioux Alice