The closer you get to Barsham Barns, the less signal your phone will have. With each swerve down a winding road, another bar disappears, until you’re left with nothing but the greenery surrounding you to stare at. This is a proper country retreat. But when you pull up, you realise two things: one, they have WiFi, and two, it’s so lovely here that you don’t need the internet to amuse you anyway.